Steven Perchuk

About Me
So you want to know who I am, eh?
Lucky you (mostly lucky me).
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I am fascinated by the question why. Why this, why that, why call me when you can text me (for example). I love to learn and understand why things are the way they are.
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I am a first-generation Ukrainian-Israeli-American and speak 4 languages, as well as some conversational Canadian. I am a 'retired' soccer player, an avid stamp collector, a historian, and that guy that says "surprise me" when ordering a beer. I love to travel, ski, make Shakshuka, and people-watch at cafes.
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I am an aspiring brand strategist eager to add value to the world. If you have any questions, comments, or want an excuse to take a break from the project you are working on, I would love to talk to you :)
If you really want to get to know me better, check out this speech I gave to my high school as a senior.
2 Truths, 1 Lie
Hover on the circle to see how well you know me!
False... my family has yet to unlock South America and Australia.
I have family on all 6 inhabitable continents.
True... Let's be real, they are.
I have the biggest eyebrows you've ever seen.
True... How can you trust a vegetable that doesn't even trust its own natural flavor?
I have a fear of artichokes.